Pangasinan Jokes: Lurey Labat (Joke Lang)

Pangasinan Jokes: Lurey Labat (Joke Lang)

Ara'y Pangasinense, natural ya masayahin (Pangasinan word pls?) katon natural met ya joker, magalaw, o malurey.

Mantipon ti pa ra'y nangel yo ran lurey (joke) na Pangasinan?

Anggapo kumon so napikon (Pangasinan word pls?) diya. Bato, bato sa langit, puwera buril! Hahaha!

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Juan: No dinengel ko labat kumon sa bilin na ateng ko nen saman, aliwan unya kumoy pansumpalan ko.

Pedro: Anto ray bilin na ateng mo ah?

Juan: Agko anta lanti ta agko dinengel.

(Lifted from online source)

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Residents: Ay, masantos ya kabuwasan Kapitan!

Kapitan: Pigara kayo'd diyan amin?

Residents: Pitora kami (Thought balloon: Kwarta/ayuda la ya!)

Kapitan: Pitora kayo manaya, agyo labat nakupkop yay tai'y aso yo'd arap!

(Lifted from a viral meme)

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woman 1: Ay Mare, nangel mo la ma'y balita?

woman 2: Anto man?

woman 1: Andi la ta Marites ka!

by: Resty S. Odon

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man 1: Anto may imbagam, Jorge, walá o walâ?

Jorge: Meron! Ay agi, andi! Walâ manaya. Anggapo!

by: Resty S. Odon

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USA:

Girl (addressing a provocatively dressed woman): Oh, hi, girl, you're so sexy!"

Bayambang:

Girl (talking to another person behind a provocatively dressed woman): Ay agi magantil, garampingat, matetew, manjalteng, gumarangandyang, manlugabya, anggatel, aterew, biga ya apaliberan, ansasabot, burikak, enteremis, garampingat, gumarampingat, gumaraigi, gumarampam, gumarangandyang, gumayanggan, hostes, innginew ed lukon, itagey to lay ikol to, kakablit, kayang-kayang, kumarigking, langoy-langoy ed danom, magali, maganon nalukonan, magaryet, magaslaw, magatel, magayar, maibeg, makakaasawa la, makiwit, manarastang, manariba no anggapoy bulog, manaringgotel, manbolangit, mandyalteng, mangalaw, mangarakngak, mangarampang, mangaryet, mangeget, mangirgir, mankanyang, mankarastang, mankarekket, mankasta, mankulagtot, manlikliket ya maong, manlugabya, manmamaya, manpanta, mansalampiaw, mansalandet, mansalawsaw, mansalokabkab, mansalti!

USA: 

Guy (talking to another guy): "Buddy, take a break. You seem so out of sorts today!"

Bayambang:

Guy (talking to another guy): Ay atapis, ambagel, nanbasit, asipeg, ataknik, di katit, atiris, awegweg, di galing, nangkatok, nankupat, nankularing, kulang na binting!

Sa Maynila...

Ace: Tao po, pabili nga po ng agat?

Tindera: Anong agat? Wala kaming ganun! Pangasinan ka 'no?

Ace: Ha, bakit ey, ba't mo alam ey, ta wala pa kong sinasabi balet? Agay la ya!

In Canada, they say, "Oh honey don't climb that tree, you might get hurt!"

But in Bayambang, we say, "Ay agabangatan! Epas ka pad tan! Lasi ka, nabambanuan ka! Leweten koy tumbong et! Bari bari bari!