Pangasinan Jokes

 

One day a Fil-Am balikbayan went to Calasiao in search of the town’s famous glutinous rice cake. He asked the market vendor, “Magkano ito’ng pyutow nyow?”

With a little naughtiness in his bone, the vendor replied, “Anong gustow mow, yung pyula o yung pyuti?”

“O gustow mow i-try itong yube? (pronounced /yub/. Of course, he meant the purple yam flavor or the purple yam jam, ube halaya.)

 

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At the bar, a Pangasinense bartender offered an American guest, "You wanna try the Black Leebel?"

(Source: from a Philippine Daily Inquirer travel article by Ruben Nepales, a fellow Pangasinense, featuring ex-president Fidel V. Ramos, an illustrious son of Pangasinan.)

 

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“Stop pulling her!” - Sigaw sa mga nalalagas ang buhok